Snek Technologies Acquires ColaZed's Industries

Published: July 20, 2025

Major Acquisition Announcement

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

Snek Technologies eliminates primary competitor through strategic acquisition

The Deal

Today, Snek Technologies announced the successful acquisition of ColaZed’s Industries, in a cash and stocks deals, pending government approval. This acquisition will allow better armatures using ColaZed’s Industries technologies.

Transaction Details

• Purchase price: 1ζ¤ in cash, and 3 Snek Technologies Share per ColaZed’s Industries Share
• Integration timeline: 4-6 weeks for full digestion
• Employee retention: All Engineering and sales teams will be integrated.
• Product synergies: While redundant offers may be streamlined, most solutions offers little overlap, and their technology will be integrated as much as possible.

Snek Technologies CEO Opinion

“I am beyond excited that ColaZed’s joining the Snek Team, of course!” told the Snek Technologies CEO in a press conference regarding the acquisition. “Here’s a little secret, I’ve been using their Astronomical Sigmoid Synthesizer spec for the past, what, three months? Amazing piece of tech. Super easy to grasp, beautiful design, even just the reduced size and therefore overhead helps making me feel great. It kinda feels bad not being faithful to my ST family, but I can’t help it, I’m that much of a CZ-AstroSigSynth person. And now I don’t even have to pay for it!”

ColaZed’s CEO Opinion

“This merger makes perfect sense,” explained COLA, ColaZed’s CEO. “it’s not a secret that our line has been suffering from SnekTech’s technology for a while. While we could keep our edge for a while, especially with our patented mech parts and IA systems, they have overall better SPVC. Now we can merge force on making the best systems possible. If you can’t beat them, join them.”

ColaZed’s CCO’s Opinion

“There’s a world where we would’ve persevered through, and where our products would prove superior, and we would have a comfortable part of the market and a healthy competition with the folks at SnekTech. In this world though, Tactica users straight up solder our Sevens [Mark Seven Dual Autocanon —Ed] to their armature. When it’s about giving people the better product, it sometime means the big players have to become bigger, and I’m hopeful the Jumalean chamber of commerce sees it that way too, especially when it comes to SPVCs.” — Zed, ColaZed’s CCO